Joke of the Week

A pastor is up in front of his congregation and he says "Now it is not in keeping with being a good Christian to believe in ghosts. Is there anyone here who believes in ghosts?" Several hands go up. "Well", he says, "is there anyone here who claims to have seen a ghost?" A few hands go up. Exasperated, he says "Ok, let's go from the sublime to the ridiculous. Has anyone here ever made love to a ghost?" One man in the back of the hall raises his hand. The pastor says "Do you mean to stand there and tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" and the man puts his hand down and says "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said goat".