Song Parody

I started having the Beatles song "I Saw Her Standing There" running through my head the other day and a few alternate lyrics started showing up. Soon I had nearly an entire parody mapped out so I wrote it down. Here it is. Enjoy.

 

I Saw That Sandwich There (to the tune of "I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)

Well it was twelve seventeen

If you know what I mean

And my hunger pains

were way beyond compare

So how could I dine on another,

Oh, when I saw that sandwich there

Well I ordered up some fries

and a Diet Coke besides

And before too long

My meal would be prepared

I couldn't dine on another

Oh, when I saw that sandwich there

Well my stomach crooned

When I crossed that room

And I held its hard roll so fine

Oh it was seasoned oh so right

And I savored every bite

And before too long

My hunger was more spare

Now I'll never dine on another

Oh, while they have that sandwich there

(Instrumental bridge)

Well my stomach crooned

When I crossed that room

And I held its hard roll so fine

Oh it was seasoned oh so right

And I savored every bite

And before too long

My hunger was more spare

Now I'll never dine on another

Oh, while they have that sandwich there

Yes, while they have that sandwich there

Oh, yes I love that sandwich there