Other victims of 9-11

Lest we forget in our rush to judgement.

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Parasite Humor

A guy goes into the doctor's office to find out how to get rid of his tapeworm. The doctor tells him "Come back tomorrow with an apple and a cookie". So he does and the doctor shoves the apple into the patient's anus, waits five minutes and then follows it with the cookie. Then he tells him "Come back tomorrow with an apple and a cookie". So he does and again the doctor  gives him the apple enema and then the cookie enema. This goes on for a week and finally the doctor say "Ok, tomorrow bring in an apple and a hammer". He does and this time the doctor shoves in the apple and waits and when the tapeworm sticks his head out and says "Where's my cookie?", he whacks it with the hammer.

NASCAR Gets Something Right

Change is usually painful. When an institution (to some) like NASCAR (National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing) makes a big change after more than 50 years of doing things pretty much the same, it can really hurt for lots of people. A few years ago, they started working on, what they called at that time, the Car Of Tomorrow. It was done for several reasons: to standardize body templates across the different makes of autos represented by the racing cars (they had not really been “stock” cars since the 60s), to increase driver safety, to make the cars more aerodynamically stable at high speeds, and to try to make cars more affordable to small teams in the sport. Teams didn’t like it, because they had to scrap existing cars and start over with the new design. Fans didn’t like it because the cars looked less like the stock cars they represented and more like “matchbox” cars. But the ruling body did just that; they made the rules.

So, after tweaking stuff for a couple of years and working with some of the bigger teams to get cars built and tested, NASCAR made the new design mandatory last year and all the cars were the new design. I, for one was not happy and even stopped watching most of the races. Besides this change, I had found that watching all the races in a season was taking over my life, so I had decided this was a good reason to cut back.

This year, we were spending February in Florida so I decided it was my chance to finally experience the Daytona 500. I thought I should do it once and we were going to be staying at a campground within 45 minutes of the track. It was worth it. I loved the race, it was very close. No “big one” occurred, and the only real problem was that they had a problem with a section of the track, probably due to heavy rains this winter, which caused two lengthy red-flag periods and made the race go into the night time. It was still a lot of fun and I saw some awesome racing.

During the red-flag periods, they interviewed some of the drivers, as they also did right after the few wrecks which occurred. After having seen those interviews and been able to mull it over a bit, it suddenly occurred to me that there was something profoundly different about the tones of these interviews. There was something missing. The missing part was that none of the drivers complained about how bad it was to drive in a restrictor plate race. It used to be that they were down on how it was so hard to pass and it was just lap after lap of your foot to the floor and cars bouncing all over and everyone just waiting for the “big one” to happen. Jeff Gordon even went so far as to say he thought the racing was exciting, that you were able to pass and really jockey for position, and that the shock packages that NASCAR was making everyone use was part of the reason.

I also noticed that there were a lot of people running up front who normally would not be even close, and the winner was a driver who had not been competitive in a while and who was new to the team he was driving for. And he didn’t win on fuel strategy of the luck of staying out and then hitting a rain storm. He one it by racing hard, persistence, and being competitive at the end of the race. By golly, I think the changes that NASCAR made to the cars has actually helped the sport be more fun to watch. Wow, that is great.

Why I say "Two Thousand Ten"

Ok so which is it, "Two Thousand Ten" or "Twenty Ten"? If I look back at the previous century, I always said "Nineteen" something, mainly because I had always heard it that way. My theory for why that was done is because, at the turn of the 20th century, the natural thing to call 1900 was "Nineteen Hundred". Therefore, the natural thing to call 1901, etc. was "Nineteen One". However, when the 21st century arrived, 2000 was called "Two Thousand", not "Twenty Hundred". After calling the year "Two Thousand" for an entire year, it became natural to follow that up with "Two Thousand One". This makes it difficult to break this habit and start calling the years by another name. Perhaps somewhere down the line, maybe by the teens, it may become more natural to use "Twenty" something but I am continuing with "Two Thousand ...". So there.

Pfui!

Joke of the Week

A pastor is up in front of his congregation and he says "Now it is not in keeping with being a good Christian to believe in ghosts. Is there anyone here who believes in ghosts?" Several hands go up. "Well", he says, "is there anyone here who claims to have seen a ghost?" A few hands go up. Exasperated, he says "Ok, let's go from the sublime to the ridiculous. Has anyone here ever made love to a ghost?" One man in the back of the hall raises his hand. The pastor says "Do you mean to stand there and tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" and the man puts his hand down and says "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said goat".

Follow the bouncing time zone

Ok, I'm glad I'm not anal about changing the clocks each time we move from one time zone to another. Here is the history of our time changes over the past few days.

10/30 - In Phoenix,AZ - MST (they do not do DST in AZ).
10/31 - In Las Cruces, NM - MDT (+1 hour)
11/1 - In Las Cruces, NM - MST (-1 hour)
11/2 - In Alpine, TX - CST (+1 hour)

WTF time is it now?

Nathan Fillion's Halloween Tribute to Firefly!

California, Summer/Fall 2009

Our tour of California from Napa to San Diego, September and October, 2009. Hover over any picture on the map to see the name of the location, and click to see a larger version of the picture or a link to information about the location.

Summer 2009 Trip Map

Our trip across country from Bethel, CT to Pacifica, CA, July, August, and September, 2009.

Hover over any picture on the map to see the name of the location, and click to see a larger version of the picture or a link to information about the location.

Validate My Cartoon!

I love it when two unrelated, non-political cartoons use the same subject on the same day.

DIY Satellite Finder Circuit

Ok, I have been looking for this circuit on line now for a while and I finally found it. (Thank you Kostas 711 in Patras City, Greece.) Turns out it is a pretty simple circuit. Part of it is a voltage regulator and filter to isolate the voltage supplied by the receiver and using it to power an op-amp which will run the meter. The rest of it isolates the carrier frequency from the satellite, rectifies it, and feeds it to the amp input. The amp output drives the meter. Voila! Now I know why these things are so cheap. The most expensive component is the meter. I saw some other DIYers looking for this online as well so here it is just in case they Google me.

I still would like to try to build it myself and use my volt-ohm meter for the display, perhaps without the op-amp. Maybe just a couple of caps, rectifiers, and a choke, Use a couple of RCA jacks for the output to the meter. Voila!

I’ve also created my own satellite look angle calculator for Windows. I found the formulas for the elevation, azimuth and skew by looking through some learning material on the subject. They didn’t have the development of the formulas but they had some sample problems.

I also found some data regarding magnetic declinations to add in, since I use a compass to do my site surveys. Right now the calculator only does the North American continent and DirecTV and Dish satellites. I am working on an upgrade and would also like to develop it for my Palm phone. The iPhone and Touch would be fun to do too, but I do not have a Mac for development. Perhaps later.

The Return of Ciruit City

Circuit City under new management, apparently as an online only entity. I'll bet you all couldn't wait.

TVs, Computers, Cameras, Desktops, Laptops, Consumer Electronics, and More at CircuitCity.com

Racer’s Weekend

Here it comes, my 60th birthday. I will be happy as a clam and Ellyn will likely be bored out of her skull. She will have satellite TV and ear protection to keep her happy and I will have 4 days of high octane fuel fumes, tire smoke, and loud engines. I am talking about Charlotte, NC and Memorial Day weekend.

As of this afternoon, we will be camped just outside turn 3 of the Lowes Motor Speedway for 4 nights. It will be dry camping, but we should be able to survive for that long on just our tanks. Tonight is pole qualifying for the Sunday Coca Cola 600. Ellyn has actually agreed to come to this, as it will be just one car at a time and only a couple of hours long.

On Friday, we are going to go on a tour of the Hendrick and Roush garages. We toured Hendrick some years ago with Logan and Brian but I things have changed a lot in that time. Back then, Jeff Gordon was still working on his list of goals and now he is one of the veterans of the sport and teamed with Dale Earnhart Jr., Jimmy Johnson and Mark Martin.

Friday night is a sprint car (World of Outlaws, not Sprint Cup) race at the dirt track oval adjacent to the Lowes track.

Saturday night is the Nationwide Series Car Quest 300 and then the Coca Cola 600 is Sunday night. I will also probably watch the Indianapolis 500 on TV on Sunday afternoon.

Monday is of course Memorial Day but we will be on the move again headed up I-81 toward Virginia.

Red Sox Humor

From Keith Knight’s The Knight Life.

It Finally Happened!

Our house in Danbury, CT is sold! We are now back down to a single home, which has wheels and an engine. We are now, officially, full-time RVers. Unreal. It only took about 15 months to bring it to fruition after its inception in January 2008, when Ellyn came home and said she could not take any more of here current work environment and that we should sell our house, buy and RV, and travel for a year. Well, that year, which now looks like it could be as long as 2 years, begins today, 4/17/2009.

Right now we are camping near Asheville, NC, on a beautiful hilltop. The sun just went down over the Blue Ridge Mountains and I am sitting at our picnic table. Just an hour ago we were enjoying a great meal of sausages from the grill and couscous from the microwave. Now a breeze is kicking up a bit, to switch the aerodynamic vents on the RV, as the air cools down from the wonderful 70+ degree day we had. Tomorrow we plan to do a little kayaking on the French Broad River.

Song Parody

I started having the Beatles song "I Saw Her Standing There" running through my head the other day and a few alternate lyrics started showing up. Soon I had nearly an entire parody mapped out so I wrote it down. Here it is. Enjoy.

 

I Saw That Sandwich There (to the tune of "I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)

Well it was twelve seventeen

If you know what I mean

And my hunger pains

were way beyond compare

So how could I dine on another,

Oh, when I saw that sandwich there

Well I ordered up some fries

and a Diet Coke besides

And before too long

My meal would be prepared

I couldn't dine on another

Oh, when I saw that sandwich there

Well my stomach crooned

When I crossed that room

And I held its hard roll so fine

Oh it was seasoned oh so right

And I savored every bite

And before too long

My hunger was more spare

Now I'll never dine on another

Oh, while they have that sandwich there

(Instrumental bridge)

Well my stomach crooned

When I crossed that room

And I held its hard roll so fine

Oh it was seasoned oh so right

And I savored every bite

And before too long

My hunger was more spare

Now I'll never dine on another

Oh, while they have that sandwich there

Yes, while they have that sandwich there

Oh, yes I love that sandwich there

Funniest "Tom the Dancing Bug yet"

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Spot The Frog

Sadly, one of my favorite cartoons (that I read online using the Comic Reader by Evan Reynolds) ended a 4 year run in September of last year. I was a bit slow on the uptake and did not check up on why they were running reruns of old ones until recently. That was the bad news, although I am still reading it because I missed most of the first two years of these cartoons.

However, I also discovered that the creator of "Spot", Mark Heath, has his own website, Nobrow Cartoons, which has a very large number of non-Spot comics he has done over many years. These are all single panel cartoons which are usually puns (like the one with a hippopotamus sitting on a guy who is thinking he is cold, numb, and irritated, and the caption says "hippothermia") and are very funny, and some may not be appropriate for all ages. I have not found one yet which is not at least chuckle-worthy.

The site will bring up a new cartooon at random each time you access it, or you can use "Dr. Mueller's Panoptical Cartoon Engine" to dial in a set of three criteria and generate a new cartoon which meets this set. Very ingenious.